Virgin Mega Store Taps out like UFC!

No more Richard Branson Virgin Mega store at Ontario Mills Mall. Store is almost emply. You mean all we have left is Best Buy in the Inland Empire? Boooo!

Metallica caused Rivers to Flow

When I pull up to the Venue I notice the full moon and the cloudy skies. I looked on the top of venue for gargoyles and bats. I didnt see any.

Im promoting in the parting lot at the Citizens Bank Arena in Ontario California for the Metallica,Lamb of God,Sword after party, a mile away at Goodfellas Music Venue in Rancho Cucamonga,California.

As I was walking around, I realize the rivers of liquid going down the lot. I see emply beer bottles and realize that is not water, or they did not forget to turn the sprinklers off.
As I am passing out the fliers, I am telling people “That is not water.” They take my flier, ask me if I want a beer and cheer up their beer.

Good Times.