When I pull up to the Venue I notice the full moon and the cloudy skies. I looked on the top of venue for gargoyles and bats. I didnt see any.
As I was walking around, I realize the rivers of liquid going down the lot. I see emply beer bottles and realize that is not water, or they did not forget to turn the sprinklers off.
As I am passing out the fliers, I am telling people “That is not water.” They take my flier, ask me if I want a beer and cheer up their beer.